To: All Agents of the Department of Extra Ordinary Affairs

Re: Simon Canderous/Anton Strout Fan Site

It has come to our attention that several deranged individuals have been caught "giggleing like school girls/boys" while reading certain books. Extreme caution is called for when speaking too, detaining and/or locating an individual or group in the open. If you approach one of the 'fan(s)', DO NOT HESITATE TO USE EXTREME FORCE OR CALL FOR BACK-UP. They are to be treated as crazed individuals.

Sincerely,
The Management